SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE 

Lmao

Yea I dont have Alzheimers…
But I do have a dirty mind, lol.

Man, am I relieved!

Failed another test...I guess I should have studied harder.

Maybe I shouldn't have done the test out loud. 

Now everyone around thinks I have Tourette Syndrome

I luv having ALZHEIMER'S.

Get to watch the same movie over and over again and each time I am amazed how great it is.

I can wrap my own Xmas gifts and have no Idea Xmas mornin what is in the box and totally surprised that Santa knew exactly what I wanted.

I hide my own Easter Eggs, and find them all year long.

I meet new people each day, who I have no idea who they are, and they walk right up to me, Know my Name and treat me like a friend. Wow I make more and more friends every day.

Get up in the mornin and there is this strange note over the coffee maker, that reads "YOU ARE" and then it tells me my name, my address, my favorite things, that I need to eat mornin, noon and evenin, and other stuff.

There is more, wait what was I talkin about? HUH, guess I will watch TV!!...

Anyone know where the remote is? I forget where I left it......

I'll stick with the CRS. Had that disease for a while now. Since my late forties...
CAN'T REMEMBER S**T.
And the way I figure it...
IF'n I was 'posed to remember it. I would. RIGHT?

That's my story...I'll stick to that for now....
bwahahahaaaaa

Ride Free
Tweek

P.S.  I do remember Ya'll and I'm HAPPY TO BE BACK!!!
Rock on!

Thanks I didn't know how bad off I was. At least I have fond memory of my answers.