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    January 26, 2014 10:55 AM PST
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    Wife says: 'Harley goes or she goes.’.

    Your choice. Both in excellent condition: first offer $5,900."

    Will consider trades.

     

    Will pick up or deliver
     

    Sportster: 2006 XL1200L  excellent condition.

    Wife: 1959 model year in excellent condition, considering

     

    Sportster: Only 6,500 miles (less than 900 miles per year!)

    Wife: High Mileage.

     

    Sportster: Well maintained... and it shows - see the pictures.

    Wife: High maintenance - and it shows - see the pictures.

     

    Sportster: Fresh oil change and filter (didn’t need it)

    Wife: Oil never changed but regularly checked

     

    Sportster: Gently ridden, never in the rain, stored in climate controlled garage

    Wife: Ridden hard and put up wet

     

    Sportster: Comes with $2500 in S&S power options (Vanes & Hines drag pipes, carb and tuning. KN airfilter)  substantial power increase over stock

    Wife: Too much power

     

    Sportster: Good ride for beginners or seasoned riders alike

    Wife: This is for experts only

     

    Sportster: Comes with 1 – 2 hour riding lesson

    Wife: No lessons needed and NO instruction manual

     

    Sportster: Beautiful bike    .  .   . pearl white with black and orange accent stripes

    Wife: Beautiful edition   .   .   . white with a mean streak

     

    Sportster: Test ride before you buy

    Wife: Don’t even go there

  • January 26, 2014 12:16 PM PST
    Easy choice there!
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    January 26, 2014 9:04 PM PST
    HA!
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    January 27, 2014 3:37 AM PST
    Lmboyeah well maintained,good one!!!
    • 611 posts
    March 14, 2014 8:33 AM PDT
    $5900 for an '06?
    Good luck with that one! lol
  • March 17, 2014 3:07 AM PDT
    $5,900 way to much for 1959 model wife because needs and repairs are going to be an on going expense that will never end
  • March 18, 2014 1:59 AM PDT
    Now THAT was clever and funny......
    Good one
  • March 27, 2014 6:42 AM PDT
    I wouldn't go with wife, because when you insert the dip stick and smell the oil, it will certainly smell old and burned.