Well, I've done it now... Chopped off my 'Gandalf' beard for the summer heat. Also, those pesky bugs crawlin' around in there. You know I mean the critters that get thrown in there while riding. Just yesterday I went for a ride and it was thru the farm lands and sometimes they are thick in those areas.
I got to my fav watering hole/dive bar and ordered a brew. The barmaid Nichole, looked at me and said "Edge, ya must have enjoyed the ride cuz some of it is still there!" I just laughed and went to find my bro. When I went to the head to recycle some brew, as I was washin' my hands I looked in the mirror. There was a chunk of bumble bee and what looked like a grasshopper leg embedded in my beard!
Well, I brushed them out, dried my hands and went to go find my brother. I told him "Hey, how come ya didn't tell me I had bug-parts hangin' outta my beard?"
He never blinked or cracked a smile and said "Well bro, I thought it gave ya a kinda wild look and I thought ya might be savin' em for a snack later."
smartass...
Edge "ShortFace" Walker
