When engineers go to hell …

  • December 18, 2012 5:21 AM PST

     

     

    An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell.

    It doesn’t take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell. He soon begins to design and build improvements.

    Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators.

    Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

     

    One day, God calls Satan and says with a sneer:

    So, how are things in Hell?

    Satan replies: Hey, things are going great.

    We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. And there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.

    What! God exclaims: You’ve got an engineer?

    That’s a mistake, he should never have been sent to Hell. Send him to me.

     

    Not a chance, Satan replies:

    I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him!

     

    God insists: Send him back or I’ll sue!

     

    Satan laughs uproariously and answers: Yeah, right. And where are you going to get a lawyer?

  • December 18, 2012 5:30 AM PST
    Excellent
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    December 18, 2012 10:49 AM PST
    ROTFLMAO.
  • December 18, 2012 11:14 AM PST
    That is awesome. And being an Engineer my self, I will have to share this.
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    December 18, 2012 11:19 PM PST
    Didn't see that coming...
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    December 19, 2012 4:40 AM PST
    LOL good one !! where the freak else are ya gonna find one oh wait thats rite,Congress !!!
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    December 19, 2012 7:12 AM PST
    Nice, Now we all know where to get a lawyer.