September 13, 2012 4:40 AM PDT
A biker stumbles drunkenly out of a bar to find that he can't quite recall where he parked his bike. He looks around for a few minutes, then approaches a police officer across the street to enlist his help.
He says, "Officer, help me, someone has stolen my motorcycle!"
The cop replies, "Okay sir, where did you last see your motorcycle?"
The biker lifts his key ring, "On the end of this key"
The cop laughs the man off and tells him to go to the police station, file a report, and try looking for his bike in the morning. The biker shrugs off the cop's dismissal, and begins to stumble away.
Before he goes too far, the cop calls after the drunken biker, "Sir, also, your fly is down."
The biker looks down at his open fly and says, "Oh shit! They took my girlfriend too!"
