Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.

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    April 1, 2012 1:34 PM PDT
    Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.

    At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you've all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be

    The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone.

    The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.

    The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."

    St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asked?

    "Sara Pipalini," replies the nun.

    St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

    The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.

    St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says;  "No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."

    If you laugh, you're going straight to hell

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    April 1, 2012 1:41 PM PDT
    See you all in hell!! lol
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    April 1, 2012 3:02 PM PDT
    LOL ';)
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    April 1, 2012 11:51 PM PDT
    Had to steal this for my Italian buddy on FB. Thanks!
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    April 2, 2012 8:39 PM PDT
    Pipeline to extacy...
  • April 3, 2012 12:22 AM PDT
    LMAO good one!!
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    April 3, 2012 12:38 AM PDT
    st. peter laughed...so i can too.......send her to a good biker bar on a saturday night...she will have just as much fun.
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    April 3, 2012 2:49 PM PDT
    Already knew where I was going,lol