A yound woman and her Gradmother were riding in a sleigh one winters day when the young lady remarked "Gramma, my hands are freezing."

Grammy said "Well honey, put them next to your crotch. That's the warmest part of your body."

A few days later, she went for a sleigh ride with her boy friend. Upon returning home, she asked her Gramma "Gramma, do you know what a penis is?"

Her Grandmother was somewhat taken aback but being the pioneer woman that she was, she looked her in the eye and said "Yes, I do. Why would you ask?"

The young lady blushed and replied "They sure do make a mess when they thaw out don't they?" 

freaking LOL! Man have a great one! "T"

Good one !!! : )

Odd, when I was dating they usually asked if I wanted my ears warmed up

All "packaged" meat should be labeled with the warning: Caution: Handle with Care...

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