Oh well...

    • 9 posts
    March 7, 2012 9:46 PM PST


    One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

    Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

    He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.

    At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

    A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

    As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

    Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

    NOW --------

    Enough of that crap . . .

    The donkey later came back and bit the shit out of the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.

    MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
    When you do something wrong and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.


    Enjoy your Thursday.  Tomorrow...Daytona Bike Week.  Laters, Ya'll!

    Ride Free
    TWEEK

  • March 7, 2012 11:09 PM PST
    Very good Tweek, TY!!! Have a great day!
  • March 8, 2012 12:10 AM PST
    Sad,but true
    • 7 posts
    March 8, 2012 12:53 AM PST
    Great Stuff!! Timely... Trying to shake of that dam dirt right now ;-)

    ( Edit: Really, I'm back in the box! Again! Dumb user :-/ )
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    • 19067 posts
    March 8, 2012 12:57 AM PST
    Hey Lucky...we need a I Like Button!
    • 9 posts
    March 8, 2012 1:45 AM PST
    RexTheRoadDog wrote...
    Hey Lucky...we need a I Like Button!

    Thanks Mike!  It really hit home with me.  Course, I try NOT to do nothin' wrong anymore.  I been "bit" ,
    one, too many times. I still got the chopper marks on my own azz...lol! 

    Ride Free 
    TWEEK


    • 3006 posts
    March 8, 2012 1:55 AM PST
    LOL thanks Tweek I needed this laugh
  • March 8, 2012 5:54 AM PST
    Thanks Tweek I needed that today!!!
    • 567 posts
    March 8, 2012 6:29 AM PST
    Pretty good
  • March 8, 2012 7:06 AM PST

    Takes a while to get there...lol...but there IS a donkey in it.....go watch...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-AU6--v5hA

    • 2072 posts
    March 8, 2012 10:56 AM PST
    Funny and oh so true !!!!!!
  • March 9, 2012 10:33 AM PST
    Yup, kinda works too right?

    ...and THATS Kevin Bloody Wilson for you...versatile total nutcase right?