Take your medicine...

    • 9 posts
    February 19, 2012 11:34 PM PST

    It's time for your Monday morning funny.  Have a Blessed week, Ya'll.  And don't work to hard now, Ya hear???


    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,"I would like to buy some cyanide."

    The pharmacist asked,"Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

    The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy!  I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband.

    That's against the law!  I'll lose my license!  They'll throw both of us in jail!

    All kinds of bad things will happen.   Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

    The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different.  You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

    Ride Free  
    TWEEK

     


    • 395 posts
    February 20, 2012 12:04 AM PST
    nice....
  • February 20, 2012 1:28 AM PST
    Yep.....That Works!!!
  • February 20, 2012 2:04 AM PST
    Good One Tweek
    • 846 posts
    February 20, 2012 2:45 AM PST
    Thanks it's always nice to start with a chuckle
  • February 20, 2012 2:51 AM PST
    Good one!
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    • 19067 posts
    February 20, 2012 9:27 AM PST
    Didn't see that coming...HA!
  • February 21, 2012 10:13 AM PST
    Nuttin like a good belly laugh......