All girl biker bar!

  • February 13, 2012 11:08 PM PST
      An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels
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    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
     
     

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
     

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

    'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
     
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    February 13, 2012 11:23 PM PST
    Did he ever get out of the hospital?
  • February 13, 2012 11:27 PM PST
    if he did or didn't he earned his way there!
    • 395 posts
    February 14, 2012 12:13 AM PST
    nice........
    • 9 posts
    February 14, 2012 8:16 AM PST
    BUAHAAAHAAAAHAAAAA!!!!! YOU GET FIVE EXCLAMATION POINTS! Whoo-Hoo! AWESOME!

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    Tweek