My Neighbor...

    • 611 posts
    January 16, 2012 8:51 AM PST
    She's single...
    She lives right across the street.
    I can see her house from my living room.
     
    I watched as she got home from work this evening.
     
    I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
    She knocked on my door...
    I rushed to open it.
     
    She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny!  I have this 
    strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!  
    Are you busy tonight?"
     
    I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
     
    Then she said, "Good!  In that case, could you watch my dog?"
     
     
    MAN...  IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!
    • 658 posts
    January 16, 2012 9:05 AM PST
    Edge, you ain't right! (or wrong either) Good one, Brother.

    Medic
    • 9 posts
    January 16, 2012 9:13 AM PST
    Awwwwe, now see? It's women like that, that give the rest of us a bad name....

    Ride Free
    Tweek
  • January 16, 2012 10:28 AM PST
    At least she didn't ask ya to watch the rugrats!
  • January 16, 2012 12:37 PM PST
    LOL thanks Edge I needed a good laugh today!!!
    • 3006 posts
    January 16, 2012 2:27 PM PST
    Lifes a beach then the tide rolls in
    • 395 posts
    January 16, 2012 11:24 PM PST
    only you would think up something like that..........i'm with tweek,lol