Merry Christmas to all !!!!

    • 2072 posts
    December 18, 2011 2:15 AM PST
    'Twas the night before Christmas


    'Twas the night before Christmas, And not until Spring

    Would a motor be running, not even a Wing.

    The bikes are all sleeping, they're covered and warm, Batteries

    are tended, nylon covers their form.

    My Bros were all nestled down snug in their beds,

    While visions of new chrome danced in their heads.

    And I in my do-rag, bike jacket and boots

    Out shoveling snow, and dreaming of scoots.

    Then from the horizon there came such a clatter

    My shovel I dropped, what could be the matter?

    Away up the hill, I slogged through the snow

    Looked up at the sky; where'd all that noise go?

    Then a throb from the heavens, like straight pipes so hearty

    Gave Summers' good thoughts, a loud bikers' party.

    When, what to my wondering eyes should appear

    But a Legendary Classic, Red trailer in rear!

    With a little old rider, so lively and quick,

    I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.

    More rapid than a V-Rod his LC came on,

    And he whistled, and shouted, and sang out this song;

    "Now, Springer! Now, Dyna! On Ultra and Softail!

    Now Vulcan! Now Injun! On Vict'ry and Triumph!

    To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!

    Now RIDE away! RIDE away! RIDE away all!"

    As small bikes that from the semis do fly,

    When they meet with the air blast, mount to the sky,

    So up to the house-top that LC it flew

    With a trailer of goodies, and ole' St. Nick too

    And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof

    The rumble and thunder of pipes that gave proof.

    I ran in the house, boots thumping around,

    And in came St. Nick all bearded and round

    Dressed all in black leather, from do-rag to boot

    His chaps were all tarnished with road grime and soot;

    A T-bag of goodies he'd flung on his back

    And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack

    His shades -- how they twinkled! his do-rag how scary!

    With chains intertwined, through skulls that were cherry!

    His droll little mouth had done many a row,

    So the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

    The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,

    The smoke had a strange smell; it gave him relief.

    He had a broad face and a large fat beer belly

    That shook when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly

    He was tattooed and plump, a right jolly old rider,

    So I offered a cold brew, thought what could be righter?

    A wink of his eye as he downed that cold beer,

    Gave me to know I had nothing to fear

    He spoke not a word, but went straight to my ride

    And fixed it with Chrome, Horsepower and Pride

    And giving the peace sign with bikers' good cheer

    Strode off to his LC rumbling near

    He sprang on the saddle, his gloves on the bars

    A wheelie he threw; then off towards the stars

    I heard him exclaim, as my chest swelled with pride

    "Merry CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD RIDE!"
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    • 19067 posts
    December 18, 2011 2:29 AM PST
    Cool, Clement Moore couldn't have done better.
    • 3006 posts
    December 18, 2011 3:04 AM PST
    Thanks for sharing this !! Have a very Merry Xmas
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    • 1516 posts
    December 18, 2011 5:14 AM PST
    Merry Xmas
    • 611 posts
    December 18, 2011 11:38 AM PST
    I'll be, a really well turned Christmas Classic!
    Thanx for sharing DebraJo!
    Merrry Chrrrrissstmas to you all!
    Santa's Helper,
    Edge, the Elf Walker!
    • 9 posts
    December 18, 2011 12:32 PM PST
    D.J.....You ROCK! I needed a giggle...and I GOT ONE! This one's a keeper. Tanks Berry Mush.

    Ride Free
    Tweek

    MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL YA'LL!!!
    • 5420 posts
    December 19, 2011 2:10 AM PST
    Thanks Rob, I'll read that to my grand kids on Christmas Eve!!!
    • 395 posts
    December 19, 2011 2:18 AM PST
    sweet...
  • December 19, 2011 2:19 AM PST
    The best Xmas story I ever read. Thank you for spreading the Christmas Spirit.