Twas The Night Before Christmas For Bikers

  • December 8, 2011 12:15 AM PST
    Twas the Night Before Christmas

    For Bikers

    Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the pad,
    ... There was nada happenin', now thats pretty bad.
    The woodstove was hung up in that stocking routine,
    In hopes that the Fat Boy would soon make the scene.

    With our stomachs packed with tacos and beer,
    My girl and I crashed on the couch for some cheer.
    When out in the yard there arose such a racket,
    I ran for the door and pulled on my jacket.

    I saw a large bro' on a '56 Pan
    Wearin' black leathers, a cap, and boots (cool biker, man).
    He hauled up the bars on that bikeful of sacks,
    And that Pan hit the roof like it was running on tracks.

    I couldn't help gawking, the old guy had class.
    But I had to go in -- I was freezing my ass.
    Down through the stovepipe he fell with a crash,
    And out of the stove he came dragging his stash.

    With a smile and some glee he passed out the loot,
    A new jacket for her and some parts for my scoot.
    He patted her fanny and shook my right hand,
    Spun on his heel and up the stovepipe he ran.

    From up on the roof came a great deal of thunder,
    As that massive V-twin ripped the silence asunder.
    With beard in the wind, he roared off in the night,
    Shouting, "Have a cool Yule, and to all a good ride!"
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    • 395 posts
    December 8, 2011 1:03 AM PST
    sweet...gonna copy this so i can share it.........
  • December 8, 2011 4:38 AM PST
    I found it on another Biker Site that I'm a member of, I have never seen it before!!
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    December 8, 2011 2:25 PM PST
    Good one,its a keeperthanks for sharing this
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    December 9, 2011 8:01 AM PST
    Lol that was great got to share on FB
  • December 9, 2011 9:11 AM PST
    love it
    • 9 posts
    December 10, 2011 1:01 AM PST
    Oh yea! That's one I gotta have. That is so awesome. LOVE IT!!! Biker Yule...who knew? (I DID!!!)

    Ride Free
    Tweek

    P.S.  I put it up on my Facebook page, for all 777 of my "friends"...90% bikers, so it'll get shared....lol!!!
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    December 10, 2011 6:16 AM PST
    Hey Sportster Cat, nice post. Whomever wrote this put a lot of thought into it!
  • December 10, 2011 6:38 AM PST
    yep that says it all in a nutshell!!!
  • December 10, 2011 7:40 AM PST
    When I saw it my 1st thought was to post it here............glad you're enjoying it!!